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@ArfMeasures: ME: I was having a juice cleanse between 6 & 8 p.m
COP: You don't need an alibi, you're not a suspect
ME: I know, I'm just telling everyone

ME: I was having a juice cleanse between 6 & 8 p.m
COP: You don’t need an alibi, you’re not a suspect
ME: I know, I’m just telling everyone

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