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@Reverend_Scott: ME: I wish for a third dog to pet.

GENIE: you're seriously wasting these wishes-

ME: I DON'T REMEMBER WISHING FOR YOUR OPINION

ME: I wish for a third dog to pet.

GENIE: you’re seriously wasting these wishes-

ME: I DON’T REMEMBER WISHING FOR YOUR OPINION

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