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@AndrewNadeau0: Me: I won't make it. Go on without me.
Her: It's a toe cramp
M: But I'm covered in some kind of clear blood
H: That's sweat
M: Tell my story

Me: I won’t make it. Go on without me.
Her: It’s a toe cramp
M: But I’m covered in some kind of clear blood
H: That’s sweat
M: Tell my story

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