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@chuuew: Me: I'd invite you in but my place is a mess
Friend: That's OK. I don't mind
M: The mess tho
F: Don't be silly
M: I don't want u in my house

Me: I’d invite you in but my place is a mess
Friend: That’s OK. I don’t mind
M: The mess tho
F: Don’t be silly
M: I don’t want u in my house

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