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@lisaxy424: Me: I'd kill for a body like that
Them: well by monitoring your calorie intake and daily exercise you c-
Me: yeah I'd rather kill

Me: I’d kill for a body like that 
Them: well by monitoring your calorie intake and daily exercise you c-
Me: yeah I’d rather kill

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