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@RoosterMustache: Me: if u kill a murderer the number of murderers in the world doesn't change

Her: yeah... anyway your total will be $8.49 at the 2nd window

Me: if u kill a murderer the number of murderers in the world doesn’t change

Her: yeah… anyway your total will be $8.49 at the 2nd window

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