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@roostermustache: Me: if u take an opinion and subtract 3.14, you're just left with onion. pretty crazy huh

Girl at the bar im flirting with: *takes 9 shots*

Me: if u take an opinion and subtract 3.14, you’re just left with onion. pretty crazy huh

Girl at the bar im flirting with: *takes 9 shots*

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