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@causticbob: Me: If we weren't related, I'd totally sleep with you. Hot girl: But we aren't related. Me: Oh good, so you feel the same way too

Me: If we weren’t related, I’d totally sleep with you.  Hot girl: But we aren’t related.  Me: Oh good, so you feel the same way too

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