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@_ElvishPresley_: ME: if you're really a psychic then how many bagel bites do I have in my pockets

PSYCHIATRIST: I said I was a psychiat--

ME: nope 67

ME: if you’re really a psychic then how many bagel bites do I have in my pockets

PSYCHIATRIST: I said I was a psychiat–

ME: nope 67

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