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@davidgrossTV: ME: I'll have the burger.
WAITER: And how do you like your burger?
ME: I don't know. You haven't brought it to me yet.

ME: I’ll have the burger.
WAITER: And how do you like your burger?
ME: I don’t know. You haven’t brought it to me yet.

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