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@prufrockluvsong: ME: I’ll have the pasta with mushroom, aka the fungus of the woods.
DATE: You know when you say it like that it's not very appetizing.
ME: Oh, sorry! I’ll have the shrimp instead, aka the cockroach of the sea.