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@philyuck: ME: I'll sleep on it.
MATTRESS SALESMAN: Ok.
ME: So wrap it up. I'd like to sleep on it tonight.
MATTRESS SALESMAN: Oh, you want the... ok.

ME: I’ll sleep on it.
MATTRESS SALESMAN: Ok.
ME: So wrap it up. I’d like to sleep on it tonight.
MATTRESS SALESMAN: Oh, you want the… ok.

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