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@ryaninco: Me: I'll take another drink.
Bartender: Would you like for me to call you a cab sir?
Me: No it's cool he's driving * points at chair*

Me: I’ll take another drink.
Bartender: Would you like for me to call you a cab sir?
Me: No it’s cool he’s driving * points at chair*

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