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@1followernodad: Me: I'm a scorpion.

Date: You mean scorpio?

Me: (clicking my claws together) No I very do not.

Me: I’m a scorpion. 

Date: You mean scorpio? 

Me: (clicking my claws together) No I very do not.

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