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@truegritrumble: ME: I'm allergic to suggestions.
FRIEND: You should get that checked out.
ME: *swelling up like a balloon* You're not the boss of me.

ME: I’m allergic to suggestions.
FRIEND: You should get that checked out.
ME: *swelling up like a balloon*  You’re not the boss of me.

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