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@myonlymizztake: Me: I'm ghosting him.

Her: You stopped talking to him?

Me: No, I'm showing up when he least expects it and scaring the shit out of him.

Me: I’m ghosting him.

Her: You stopped talking to him? 

Me: No, I’m showing up when he least expects it and scaring the shit out of him.

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