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@djdarrellripley: Me: I'm going across the street to get a beer.

Priest: You can't bring a beer in here. This is a church.

Me: I can if it's in my stomach.

Me: I’m going across the street to get a beer. 

Priest: You can’t bring a beer in here. This is a church.

Me: I can if it’s in my stomach.

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