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@WeissBrandon: Me: I'm going bungee jumping
Mom: y?
Me: my friend John is
Mom: so if John jumped off of a bridge, would you?
Me: that's what I just told u

Me: I’m going bungee jumping
Mom: y?
Me:  my friend John is
Mom: so if John jumped off of a bridge, would you?
Me: that’s what I just told u

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