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@ComedyAndTruth: Me: I'm gonna lose weight.

Me: I'm gonna exercise every day.

Me: I'm gonna go on a diet and stick to it.

Me: Is that cake?

Me: I’m gonna lose weight.

Me: I’m gonna exercise every day. 

Me: I’m gonna go on a diet and stick to it.

Me: Is that cake?

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