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@jctwritesstuff: Me: I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse.

Him: Ma'am, for the last time, we don't have a limit on how much liquor you can buy.

Me: I’m gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse.

Him: Ma’am, for the last time, we don’t have a limit on how much liquor you can buy.

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