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@truegritrumble: ME: I'm gonna plug my Twitter handle.
WIFE: Please don't.
ME: I'm gonna do it *walks to the microphone in front of the funeral*

ME: I’m gonna plug my Twitter handle.
WIFE: Please don’t.
ME: I’m gonna do it *walks to the microphone in front of the funeral*

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