@QuotingJokes: Me: I'm happy right now. Life: Lol one sec
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@girlontapas: I want to believe in hope as much as someone who thinks that somebody might buy their old used shoes on Craigslist for $20.
@Merman_Melville: Why doesn't anyone put the whole football on their mouth like a pelican and pretend they don't have it
@maxlavergne: your honor, i nominate the real murderer for the ice bucket challenge!! [a guy stands up] nice