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@dave_cactus: ME: I'm hungry. I think I'll get McDonald's.
HER: Aren't you on a diet?
ME: OK. I'll only get one McDonald.

ME: I’m hungry. I think I’ll get McDonald’s.
HER: Aren’t you on a diet?
ME: OK. I’ll only get one McDonald.

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