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@KalvinMacleod: ME: I'm just gonna take a quick nap.
KIDS: Check out the new cirque du soleil show we invented.
*living room is on fire*

ME: I’m just gonna take a quick nap. 
KIDS: Check out the new cirque du soleil show we invented. 
*living room is on fire*

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