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@stephenjmolloy: Me: "I'm looking for a psychic who rates themselves highly."
Ian: "I'm a medium."
Me: "I need someone better than that."

Me: “I’m looking for a psychic who rates themselves highly.”
Ian: “I’m a medium.”
Me: “I need someone better than that.”

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