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@AmericanGent69: Me: I'm nervous for my date.
Friend: Just exaggerate to impress her
{during date}
Her: What's something you're proud of?
Me: I invented milk

Me: I’m nervous for my date.
Friend: Just exaggerate to impress her
{during date}
Her: What’s something you’re proud of?
Me: I invented milk

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