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@hippieswordfish: ME: im nervous
GIRLFRIEND: dont be
M: what are some of his interests
GF: he likes football
[later]
GF'S DAD: nice to meet u
M: *tackles him*

ME: im nervous
GIRLFRIEND: dont be
M: what are some of his interests
GF: he likes football
[later]
GF’S DAD: nice to meet u
M: *tackles him*

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