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@jergarl: Me: I'm so tired I need to sleep.

Ambien: Here I'll help... Hey don't forget to take off your clothes and pretend that you're snow!

Me: K

Me: I’m so tired I need to sleep.

Ambien: Here I’ll help… Hey don’t forget to take off your clothes and pretend that you’re snow!

Me: K

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