Funny Tweeter

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@_ElvishPresley_: Me: I'm sort of a chicken magnet

Him: Don't you mean chick magn-

*sounds of distant bawk-bawking*

Me: We have to go NOW

Me: I’m sort of a chicken magnet 

Him: Don’t you mean chick magn-

*sounds of distant bawk-bawking*

Me: We have to go NOW

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