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@iamspacegirl: me: I'm tired

Medieval Physician: Ok I'm gonna cut you open to drain your blood

me: Maybe I could rest

MP: haha no I'm cutting your veins

me: I’m tired

Medieval Physician: Ok I’m gonna cut you open to drain your blood

me: Maybe I could rest

MP: haha no I’m cutting your veins

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