@DowntownFunk_: I'm from the 80's. We ate cookies instead of deleting them.

@BlindVigil: I'll take a low-fat, mocha, chai, organic-soy-milk latte, with a shot of French vanilla, sprinkled with unicorn soul, please.

@SamuelHLowe: I have sychic powers. For example, right now you're thinking, "it's psychic."

@mydanimarie: Kind of cruel how preschool and the Muffin Man teach girls that they might one day find a guy made entirely out of muffins.

@WritePlay: ME: So are you gonna put it in me or what NURSE: Sir it's a blood draw please stop saying that