@putyoursisterd1: Me in HR: I wasn't trying to be condescending... It's just that the boss didn't understand and I thought the puppets might make it clearer.
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@PuckingItUp: Nothing says "I'm a shitty parent but at least I'm rich" like giving your 2 year old an iPad.
@Contwixt: The day we decided such footwear would be called "flip-flops" was not our most creative moment.
@NorCalBratt: "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." Me, to my empty bag of Oreos.