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@roostermustache: Me (in jail): hey officer these bars are made of iron, not nickel

Cop: ya so what

Me: so it's a nickel-less cage

Cop:*macing me* son of a

Me (in jail): hey officer these bars are made of iron, not nickel

Cop: ya so what

Me: so it’s a nickel-less cage

Cop:*macing me* son of a

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