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@shawnspree: Me: (Insert inspirational quote here)

Wife: Wow. That's deep, who said that?

Me: I did. Didn't you hear me speak just now?

Me: (Insert inspirational quote here)

Wife: Wow. That’s deep, who said that?

Me: I did. Didn’t you hear me speak just now?

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