@ItMeIRL: me irl
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@Cheeseboy22: Accidentally deleted an invitation to join LinkedIn from a friend. I doubt I'll ever get an opportunity like that again.
@QwertyJones3: Friend: I got a job as a carpenter, but it sucks. Me: No prob, just learn a few magic tricks and people will worship you as their savior.
@TheRolo: I tried watching Inception with Twitter on. I still don't know what Juno was doing in their dreams.