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@djdarrellripley: Me: It's not often that a single guy like me gets a home cooked meal.

Her: Why don't you get married?

Me: I've never been that hungry.

Me: It’s not often that a single guy like me gets a home cooked meal.

Her: Why don’t you get married?

Me: I’ve never been that hungry.

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