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@Home_Halfway: ME: I've never "opened up to someone" like this before haha

SURGEON: We have literally run out of anesthesia to give you, please be unconscious

ME: I’ve never “opened up to someone” like this before haha

SURGEON: We have literally run out of anesthesia to give you, please be unconscious

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