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@ArfMeasures: ME: Jesus Christ, this is the slowest train I've ever travelled on

BRIDE: Someone please get this prick off my dress

ME: Jesus Christ, this is the slowest train I’ve ever travelled on

BRIDE: Someone please get this prick off my dress

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