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@NoTheOtherJohn: ME: judging by this blood stain the murderer appears to have been a turkey
ACTUAL POLICE OFFICER: That's a hand print

ME: judging by this blood stain the murderer appears to have been a turkey
ACTUAL POLICE OFFICER: That’s a hand print

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