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@vineyille: Me: Just a glass of water
Scientist waiter: You mean a glass of... yourself? You see, the body is made up of ok ok sit down I'll bring it

Me: Just a glass of water
Scientist waiter: You mean a glass of… yourself? You see, the body is made up of ok ok sit down I’ll bring it

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