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@DaddyJew: Me: just cuz my resume is on a napkin doesn't mean it's not good

Employer: there's a chicken nugget stuck to it

Me: oh is there? *winks*

Me: just cuz my resume is on a napkin doesn’t mean it’s not good

Employer: there’s a chicken nugget stuck to it

Me: oh is there? *winks*

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