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@MelvinofYork: Me: Just so you know, I’m DTF right now.
Wife: I don’t know what "DTF" means.
Me: Take a guess.
Wife: (pause) Definitely Too Fat?

Me: Just so you know, I’m DTF right now.
Wife: I don’t know what “DTF” means.
Me: Take a guess.
Wife: (pause) Definitely Too Fat?

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