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@SternoShots: Me: Just to be safe, we should quarantine Texas and nuke it from space.
CW: That seems like an overreaction to Ebola.
Me: They have Ebola?

Me: Just to be safe, we should quarantine Texas and nuke it from space. 
CW: That seems like an overreaction to Ebola. 
Me: They have Ebola?

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