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@themiltron: me: *kicks a stone*
mountain: my baby
@Skullcat: When a big account that doesn't follow me stars me suddenly, I crouch down and stay still, hoping it will tiptoe up and eat from my hand.
@TheDrunkStory: "I don't understand why people try to act drunk. I spend most of my time trying to act sober." - Florida State
@mjm866: You are not truly drunk until you have a jar of peanut butter in your hand and your looking for the dog
@Shock_Monster: I don't gossip because:
1. It's not my business.
2. I'm no better than anyone else.
3. And no one tells me any good juicy stuff :(
@OkieGirl405: I've yet to find the village where people help you raise your kids