@markydoodoo: Me, knowing girls dig bad boys: sorry I didn't text u back babe I was grounded.
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@Xoolun: I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely ever included in things either.
@dysondoc: Trump: "I'm going to make sure we let in less immigrants." Pence: "Fewer!" Trump: "Shhh, don't call me that yet."
@GloriaFallon123: A woman told me at dinner she liked me because I'm "not afraid to eat bread"--so I'm done with socializing for at least a year thanks