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@therealeatwood: ME: Leave me alone! You’re not my real dad!

CRAWDAD: [patiently] I am doing my best to raise you on my own. Now eat your plankton.

ME: Leave me alone! You’re not my real dad!

CRAWDAD: [patiently] I am doing my best to raise you on my own. Now eat your plankton.

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