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@VeganZebra: Me: Let's go to Chipotle
Justin: Hold on. My leg is asleep
Me: *whispering* Oh, sorry. Let's go to Chipotle

Me: Let’s go to Chipotle
Justin: Hold on. My leg is asleep
Me: *whispering* Oh, sorry. Let’s go to Chipotle

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