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@KeetPotato: me: [letting dog lick my face]
wife: that's disgusting
me: [squirting shampoo into my hand] you're the one who used all the hot water linda

me: [letting dog lick my face]
wife: that’s disgusting
me: [squirting shampoo into my hand] you’re the one who used all the hot water linda

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