@MindyFurano: me linking you to my twitter
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@NickadooLA: I don't understand interventions. What's the point of being told I drink too much by a room full of the reasons I drink in the first place?
@PhuckinCody: "so i had the dream again last night," priest: *sighs* again, dreaming about sleeping with the green m&m is not a sin. weird, but not a sin
@david8hughes: [puts dog in car] Me to wife: just gonna take her to the vet Wife: why u whispering [car screeches away] Me with wife in headlock: thats why