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@RoosterMustache: ME: look a possum

HER: actually it's spelled opossum

ME: you don't no how I spelled it, we're talking

HER: actually it's spelled know

ME: look a possum

HER: actually it’s spelled opossum

ME: you don’t no how I spelled it, we’re talking

HER: actually it’s spelled know

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